Monday, March 30, 2009

Something Light hearted to start the week off

Things I Hate About Everyone

1 People who point at their wrist while asking for the time.... I know where my watch is pal, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?

2 People who are willing to get off their ass to search the entire room for the T.V.. remote because they refuse to walk to the T.V. and change the channel manually.

3 When people say 'Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too'. Damn right! What good is cake if you can't eat it?

4 When people say 'it's always the last place you look'. Of course it is. Why the hell would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they? Gonna Kick their asses!

5 When people say while watching a film 'did you see that?'. No Loser, I paid $12 to come to the cinema and stare at the damn floor.

6 People who ask 'Can I ask you a question?'.... Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya sunshine?

7 When something is 'new and improved!'. Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it, couldn't be new.

8 When people say 'life is short'. What the hell?? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever does!! What can you do that' s longer? 9 When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks 'Has the bus come yet?'. If the bus came would I be standing here, dumbass?


  1. good afternoon Mandy,
    I wish I visited early this there is a lot here that would have put me in a good frame of mind to tackle the day....well done.

  2. ha ha good list Mandy...I have an addition..people who ask "sooo what are you to tomorrow?" they should just tell you what they have in mind first so you can weasel your way out if you want!!

  3. I hate it when BB says "where is ....." before he's even looked for it. Then he can't find it anyway even if it is right in front of his nose. Hope you all have a good week.

  4. LOL at your post Mandy,yeah what is with people who do all those things ! Well written ;-)

    I have a habit of saying a fair bit in my posts and IRL about that life is short, but it's usually as in about 'appreciating life' while we are here because it can be cut short for some people :(

    I hate it when people ask how you are? then before you can answer it, they move on to something else. And I'm sure if you say 'Oh I'm feeling crap' most of them wouldn't care anyway ! LOL

  5. Hi Bevally, well at least you`re smiling now...

  6. Hi Shazam..Yeah there are so many little sayings....I think they are more habit than

  7. Hello Diane...
    Yep a man do it also and I always come back with a smart ass comment....

  8. Hi Jules...
    My hubby says the same thing about "How are you"????..He says he would really love to tell people how he really felt but who would listen

  9. Thanks for giving me a good laugh and ever one of those I agree with. You know what annoys those who ask you how you are then continue to talk before you can answer......well it is when the take a breath and you start to tell them how your feet hurt and you have a back ache the look on their face is worth it.

    I know I can be a bitch at times but it is usually people coming to the door trying to sell me something that I do it to.